I don’t get sad just because I’m sad I get sad because I don’t think I gave it my all and it’s too late to turn everything around
if a conversation with you determines whether my day will be good or bad, you’ve gotta be pretty damn important
how to get the d
i think i don’t want it anymore
(Source: padfootandprongles, via crystallized-teardrops)
dude we need to stop making fun of teenage white girls and start making fun of teenage white boys like they are literally the worst people in the world and if you don’t agree you’re in denial
(via crystallized-teardrops)
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
(via crystallized-teardrops)
if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
(Source: neilweastfall, via crystallized-teardrops)

